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20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from crawling like you do with 305,594 notes

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

Source: thetangential

20th October 2014

Post reblogged from Day in the Life of a Psychic Succubus with 635,384 notes

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

Source: vexingholmes

20th October 2014

Video reblogged from Let The Ocean Take Me with 926,645 notes

rightsided:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

xthreedogx

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Day in the Life of a Psychic Succubus with 123,203 notes

vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

Source: awwww-cute

20th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from yup yup, bro with 30,454 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

Source: itsstuckyinmyhead

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from I am noot with 32,441 notes

princespectr:

missrem-ains:

graviolies:

johnthedragon:

kingofreaks:

offendedrhino:

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.
Heres a great video

G’WEEEEEEHHH

Gweeehhh

GEHH WEEH WEHH

princespectr:

missrem-ains:

graviolies:

johnthedragon:

kingofreaks:

offendedrhino:

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.

Heres a great video

G’WEEEEEEHHH

Gweeehhh

GEHH WEEH WEHH

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Source: thats-not-candy-thats-sand

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Creative, high quality rule 34 and hentai with 2,283 notes

funny-gif-1:

http://gifini.com/

funny-gif-1:

http://gifini.com/

Source: gifini.com

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Darkly spectre with 694,015 notes

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

Source: theoreticaldolphin

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Incoming Psych Major with 70,594 notes

ryumarumg:

somewhere-in-the-dungeon:

infinitemachine:

teal-deer:

natawhat:

viviangames:

anarcholesbianism:

eldritchdyke:

syntheticbaeddel:

autisticwitchdean:

nonbinaryanders:

Dragon Age Origins where everything is pretty much the same, except they duel with duel monsters to determine the outcome of things. (Cuz the second game is Yu-Gi-Oh Stairway to Destiny.)

Kingdom Crossing? Animal Hearts? The former might be alright, the latter sounds too macabre for me

Destiny and Limbo (im not sure how those two would mix but it would scare me im p sure)

Oblivion and Skyrim
Well that’s pretty much the Elder Scrolls game I want so I’ve done well.

Smash 4 and Dark Souls
oh fucking dear

League of smash? Smash of legends?

The World Ends with Smash 4

Dude. Guild Wars 2 and Fallen London.

Dear God: Tetris and Doctor Mario. I’ve created crystal freaking meth.

Don’t Starve and League of Legends. This is going to get real messy real fast, and I’m going to love every minute of it.

Smash 4 and League of Legends.
So either a Nintendo MOBA or a LoL Smash-clone. Either way, we win.

League of Legends and FF12.
OH GOD JUDGE DARIUS, WE’RE FUCKED.

ryumarumg:

somewhere-in-the-dungeon:

infinitemachine:

teal-deer:

natawhat:

viviangames:

anarcholesbianism:

eldritchdyke:

syntheticbaeddel:

autisticwitchdean:

nonbinaryanders:

Dragon Age Origins where everything is pretty much the same, except they duel with duel monsters to determine the outcome of things. (Cuz the second game is Yu-Gi-Oh Stairway to Destiny.)

Kingdom Crossing? Animal Hearts? The former might be alright, the latter sounds too macabre for me

Destiny and Limbo (im not sure how those two would mix but it would scare me im p sure)

Oblivion and Skyrim

Well that’s pretty much the Elder Scrolls game I want so I’ve done well.

Smash 4 and Dark Souls

oh fucking dear

League of smash? Smash of legends?

The World Ends with Smash 4

Dude. Guild Wars 2 and Fallen London.

Dear God: Tetris and Doctor Mario. I’ve created crystal freaking meth.

Don’t Starve and League of Legends. This is going to get real messy real fast, and I’m going to love every minute of it.

Smash 4 and League of Legends.

So either a Nintendo MOBA or a LoL Smash-clone. Either way, we win.

League of Legends and FF12.

OH GOD JUDGE DARIUS, WE’RE FUCKED.

Source: salami-sensei

20th October 2014

Post reblogged from Incoming Psych Major with 5,048 notes

thevikingsduplex:

so anyway, here’s

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Source: thevikingsduplex